Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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