Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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