Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I will pee on everything he values.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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