Where are you?
In a non slutty way
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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