Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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