Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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