My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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