some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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