He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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