i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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