Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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