She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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