I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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