Sponge bath it is.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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