can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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