he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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