Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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