I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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