Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You ate ashes out of my bong
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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