Whod you bang
i don't like sucking hair
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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