the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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