You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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