went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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