I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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