I'm really into asian looking animals
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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