I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
