Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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