my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Watching her eat just hurts me
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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