im drinking this country out of the recession.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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