i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This baby is an asshole
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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