I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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