We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's blow job season.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
