He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
someone get that fucking seahorse.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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