wrigley field is MILF paradise
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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