I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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