normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I feel like death gave me a hand job
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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