While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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