Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
do nipples grow back?
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