no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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