the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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