he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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