i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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