So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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