Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Randomize
