Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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