wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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