It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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