Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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