I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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