does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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